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What's New Friday, Jan 1, 2010
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2010-01-01 23:18:45 GMT
2010-01-01 23:18:45 GMT
WHAT’S NEW Robert L. Park Friday, 01 Jan 10 Washington, DC 1. UNDERWEAR BOMBS: THE ONLY DEFENCE IS FULL EXPOSURE. The problem with suicide bombers is that they’re never experienced. We endure the minor indignity of removing our shoes when passing through airport security ever since a young Al Qaeda recruit named Richard Reid attempted to detonate an explosive substance in his shoes on a flight from Paris to Miami on 22 Dec 2001 without having first tried it. Either the flight was sold out on Christmas or Richard had it confused with the winter solstice. Removing your shoes is no big deal, but about 2 million people pass through airport security in the US every day; over eight years that’s something in the neighborhood of 1 billion pairs of shoes being taken off and put back on, not to mention the number of lost shoes. Think of it as a sort of tax on staying alive. The guy that invented the shoe bomb that failed to go off for Richard Reid on Winter Solstice 2001 must have invented the underwear bomb that didn’t go off for Umar Abdulmutallab on Christmas 2009. Let’s hope they keep this guy. But what are we supposed to do now? We can't parade our private stuff in public. Or can we? Air travel could be limited to those willing to go naked through terminals. If you have it, you should flaunt it. 2. BREWING TROUBLE: NOT ALL THE THINGS WE LIKE ARE BAD FOR US. It's a common experience: your doctor is treating you for some chronic condition and suggests you try cutting back on coffee. This is based on an ancient medical principle that the things we enjoy most must be bad for us. The Personal Journal section of the Wall Street Journal on Tuesday gives the other side in a striking visual: 6 cups per day lowered the risk of advanced prostate cancer in a 20 year study of 50,000 men, 5 cups per day lowered their risk of Alzheimer's by 65%, 4 cups per day cut the risk of stroke by 43% in a study of 83,000 nurses, and so on. This, of course,(Continue reading)
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