4 Apr 2008 23:41
What's New Friday Apr 4, 2008
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2008-04-04 21:41:45 GMT
2008-04-04 21:41:45 GMT
WHAT’S NEW Robert L. Park Friday 4 Apr 08 Washington, DC 1. LHC: A KNIGHT ERRANT TILTS AT HIGH-ENERGY WINDMILL. Technology has changed in the 400 years since Cervantes first told the story of Don Quixote. Windmills are now particle accelerators and the knight’s lance is a federal court injunction, but the plot is the same. It begins with a befuddled lawyer in Hawaii named Walter Wagner. Having read far too much science fiction as a youth, Wagner fantasizes that he is a physicist by virtue of an undergraduate biology degree with a minor in physics. Accompanied by Sancho, his loyal TA, Wagner embarks on an adventure to slay the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a doomsday machine that he believes is posed to destroy the world by creating a black hole. He seems to have forgotten the last time he tried this. In 1999 Wagner warned that RHIC, the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider at Brookhaven National Laboratory, must be slain lest it create a black hole http://bobpark.physics.umd.edu/WN99/wn072399.html . The then BNL director, Jack Marburger, named a distinguished panel of physicists to investigate. Their report noted that nature has been conducting the relevant safety test for billions of years by colliding heavy-ion cosmic rays with the moon. It concluded that creation of a black hole is "effectively ruled out by the persistence of the Moon." 2. VOODOO MEDICINE: TREATING ACUPUNCTURE ADDICTION. A couple of weeks ago the Metro Section the Washington Post ran a front page story about a pilot program in a Washington suburb to incorporate acupuncture into the treatment of drug addiction. There is something called the National Acupuncture Detoxification Association that certifies people to administer acupuncture for drug addiction. As I read this I paused to watch a chiropractor on Good Morning America wrenching some poor women’s neck to lower her blood pressure. It raised mine. But back to(Continue reading)
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