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[heavily redacted. from alt.politics.socialism.trotsky]
Question:
Why did the Trotskyist cross the road?
Answer One:
Democratic Centralism.
Winning post gets an all expense paid round-trip visit to Cuba,
courtesy the Socialist Workers Party - U.S., not those poseurs
in other countries trying to build socialism in one country,...
Second-best post gets ... one-way trip, same as above.
[more answers:]
To sell a paper to the chicken.
[more]
1) The Trotskyist DIDN'T cross the road -- those are Stalinists you
see on the other side of the road, and centrists gathering at the curb
and thinking about crossing. No genuine Trotskyist would ever attempt
to cross the yellow class line in the middle of the road.
2) To divert some of the advanced elements of the oncoming traffic in
a leftward direction.
3) Because the masses of pedestrians have illusions in road-crossing
as a means to get to the other side. We must make this journey with
them, but without ever abandoning our perspective that road-crossing
is just another reformist illusion. Only a genuine Trotskyist, armed
with a gas station map and an accurate theatre program, who must be in
place during the road-crossing, can then lead the advanced elements of
now disillusioned road-crossing pedestrians in a successful struggle
against oncoming traffic. Only a genuine Trotskyist pedestrian will be
truly able to expose crossing guards and traffic cops as the lackeys
of the capitalist, racist traffic department, and lead the pedestrians
forward to a pedestrian dictatorship, which will build a carless,
trafficless intersection.
4) Because he's a chicken.
[from another individual]
5) The road to socialism is a difficult one, and there are many
obstacles on the way. Only a genuine Trotskyist can lead the masses of
advanced workers on the correct course around those obstacles, to
proletarian revolution. Only a proletarian revolution can remove those
obstacles and facilitate the construction of a healthy workers srate,
under the guidance of a genuine Trotskyist revolutionary party, which
will build the classless, stateless society of the future. Does that
answer your question?
6) The problem is not why to cross the road -- road-crossing is the
duty of every sincere revolutionary. But a correct analysis of the
traffic can lead to only one conclusion -- you cannot get to the other
side by crossing only one road.
7) Because it has become clear that it is impossible to reform the
knot of pedestrians on this side of the road, and a new pedestrian
vanguard must be forged.
Next question:
"Resolved: You can't teach an old dogma new tricks, yes or no?"
You must first be sure that it can do the old tricks, before you teach
it tricks of a new type. -- Chairman Mao
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Jim Devine
"I am not a Keynesian." -- John Maynard Keynes