Two Lad ies Talking in Heaven        1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.        2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?        1st woman: I froze to death.        2nd woman: How horrible!        1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?        2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.        1st woman: So, what happened?        2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.