> >Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
> rid of
his old
> >fridge,he put it in his front yard and hung a sign
>
on it saying: "Free
> to good
> >home.
> >
> You
want it, you take it." For three days the fridge
> sat there
without
> even
> one person looking twice at it. He
eventually
> decided that people were
> too un-trusting of this
deal. It looked to good to
> be true, so he
> >changed the sign
to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
> The next day someone
> stole
it.
> >
>
>
> >They Walk Among Us
>
>====================
> >
> >
> >While looking at
a house, my brother asked the real
> estate agent which
>
>
>direction was north because, he explained, he
> didn't want the sun
> >waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the
> sun rise
in the
> north?" When
> >my brother explained that the sun rises
in the
> east, and has for
> >sometime,she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't
> keep up with that
> stuff."
>
>
>
> >They Walk Among Us!
>
>====================
> >
> >
> >I used to work in
technical support for a 24/7 call
> center. One day I
> >got a
call from an individual who asked what hours
> the call center was
>
open.
> >I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours
> a
day,
> >7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
>
Pacific time?"
> >Wanting to end the call quickly, I said,
"Uh,
> Pacific" . .
> >
> >
> >They Walk Among
Us!
> >====================
> >
> >
> >My
colleague and I were eating our lunch in our
> cafeteria, when we
>
>overheard one of the administrative assistants
> talking about
the
> sunburn she got
> >on her weekend drive to the shore. She
drove down
> in a convertible, but
>
> >"didn't
think
> >
> >she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
.
> >
> >
>
> >They Walk Among Us!
>
>====================
> >
> >
> >My sister has a
lifesaving tool in her car it's
> designed to cut through
>
>
>a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in
> the
trunk...
> >
>
> >
> >They Walk Among
Us!
> >====================
> >
> >My friends and I
were on a beer run and noticed
> that the cases were
>
>discounted 10%.
> >
> >Since it was a big party, we bought
2 cases. The
> cashier multiplied 2
> >times 10% and gave us a
20% discount....
> >
>
> >
> >They Walk Among
Us!
> >====================
> >
> >
> >I was
hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
> with a nose ring
>
>attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said,
> "Wouldn't the
chain
> rip out every
> >time she turned
> >
>
>her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear
> remain the same
> >distance apart no matter which way the head is
>
turned...
> >
> >
> >They Walk Among Us!
>
>====================
> >
> >I couldn't find my luggage at
the airport baggage
> area. So I went to
> >the lost luggage
office and told the woman there
> that my bags never
> showed up.
She
> >smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
>
trained professional
> and I was
> >in good hands. "Now," she
asked me, "has your plane
> arrived yet?"...
> >
>
>
>They Walk Among Us!
> >====================
> >
>
>
> >While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
>
ordering a small pizza
> to go.
> >
> He appeared to be
alone and the cook asked him if he
> would like it cut
> >into 4
pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
> time before
>
responding.
>
> >"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm
> hungry enough to eat 6
> pieces.
>
> >Yep,
They Walk Among Us, too.
>
>
>
>
>
Vivianna Perzigian
Loan
Processor
Citywide Mortgage of America Corp.
4305
W. Irving Park Rd
Chicago, IL 60641
Ph:
773-202-2600
Fax: 773-202-2605
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