Re: Dovecot stones
Robert Schetterer <robert <at> schetterer.org>
2012-04-01 06:43:13 GMT
Am 31.03.2012 23:28, schrieb Timo Sirainen:
> For the last few days I've been thinking about my company and what it really should do, and as much as the
current plan seems reasonable, I think in good conscience I really can't help but to bring up an
alternative plan:
>
> The support for Dovecot is quite good already, but wouldn't it be better if it was GUARANTEED that your
email server was ALWAYS working with zero downtime or other problems? After some thinking, planning and
consulting with my spiritual guides I realized I really should just go ahead and do it:
>
> From now on you can buy blessed Dovecot stones (http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone1.jpg), which are
guaranteed to keep your email server running. I don't think there's really any further reason for me to
provide commercial support. Probably the whole Dovecot mailing list will be pretty much useless after
this as well, so I might as well stop posting there. If you have any problems, you'll just buy a Dovecot stone
and the problem will go away. If for any reason that doesn't work, it means that your problem is more
difficult than most and you need to buy a few more stones. Please remember that each shipment may take up to 3
weeks to reach you, so get your stones early and in sufficient quantities.
>
> A small email server will be happy enough with a single small Dovecot stone, but the more users you have the
more stones you'll likely need. This is because most people are rather unhappy with their lives, and they
project their negative energies towards their surroundings, including their email servers. To
overcome this negative energy you need to have a counterbalancing positive energy, which the Dovecot
stones will provide you.
>
> The Dovecot stones are hand painted from the finest materials available to the sister of the author of
Dovecot that she could find in the local shops. Each stone contains such love and dedication towards the
well being of Dovecot that you will shed tears when you lay your eyes upon their physical being. The images
provided here unfortunately don't do justice to them.
>
> http://www.dovecot.org/tmp/stone2.jpg - This is how i keep my home desktop running all day every day. I
have NEVER broken a single hard drive in my life. I don't even bother to keep backups, because I KNOW it is
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