1 Feb 2008 03:03
test <ot> thats whut he done said
Collins Richey <crichey <at> gmail.com>
2008-02-01 02:03:12 GMT
2008-02-01 02:03:12 GMT
Our traffic is low enough that a little humor won't hurt. Stow that coffee mug carefully before reading. >> Subject: FW: thats whut he done said >> > > Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whisky, they > > talk about their moonshine operation. > > > > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins > > to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is > > in real distress. > > > > > > > > One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' > > > > The woman shakes her head no. > > > > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' > > > > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. > > > > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down > > her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his > > tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the > > obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, > > the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar. > > > > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick > > Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'(Continue reading)
Kurt
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