Sam Santoro brings the pain once again
<castoraxis <at> aol.com>
2004-11-15 23:23:05 GMT
The legendary imprisoned SAM SANTORO, mastermind behind AMERICA'S MOST RETARDED, approached Axis Video once again from behind his greasy bars in federal prison.
Sam says to me on one dreary visit, "Chris, see to it that the legend, the saga, the legacy of the Retards lives on. I commission you to produce AMR 2, do whatever it takes to get it to the world. Spread the gospel wide and clear...to all ends of the earth. Leave no sone unturned"
So touching, it brought a tear to my eye, or was it the onions in my cheesesteak? Nevertheless, after completing DYNASTY OF DARKNESS 2, AMR2 will be begun to be assembled (like that grammer?) AMR 2 will surely be a reason to dislike sequels.
So we bring you the saddest of the sad people in life, worthless people that you may encounter on your way to Walmart...or the laundry-mat... the future of the world, yes, these people are real..and no ..you are not watching Jerry Springer..this is worse.....much much
worse.
AMERICA'S MOST RETARDED: Axis Video's Greatest Shits
will include:
More Jimmy the Busboy and Lenny the Loon
Drunken Fools
Dave Brockie of Gwar and some of his music from The Dave Brockie Experience
Color, yes, we got a black retard
The hazards of Hackey Sack at Ozzfest
Drunks drinking beer from the dirty parking lot ground
Stupid fights and inbred backyard fighters
Ugly People
Charlene Baby (The Retarded retard) reprises her role and demands violence
Behind the scenes at video shoots
Hot girls (The Sexy Bitches of Axis Video)
Fat squirrels
Retarded Hill Billys from Bumblefuck USA trying to be funny
The Bums of Philly
People who hunt the New Jersey Devil (and believe he is real)
and much much more <------a crowd favorite
WHO IS ......SAM SANTORO????
Sam Santoro is the legendary book bandit, video hoarder whom has amassed a small fortune, more than D.B. Cooper, and more noteriety than the A-Team, by scamming Columbia House, BMG, Book Club of the Month, and other retarded companies that front product before recieving payment.
ON A FUNNY NOTE: The world police (Inter-pol) can't find Osama, but the Postal authorities will get you in no time if you scam through the mail. Poor Sammy.........
Axis Video
c/o Chris Chaos
PO BOX 551
Gloucester City, NJ 08030
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www.AxisVideo.net
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