1 Feb 2003 04:50
[arch-users] 1.0pre17 news and more tutorial chapters available
Mark A. Flacy <arch-users <at> lists.fifthvision.net>
2003-02-01 03:50:52 GMT
2003-02-01 03:50:52 GMT
Tom, please stop reading this until after you finish the up-coming release, OK? >>>>> "Scott" == Scott Parish <sRp <at> aspen.srparish.net> writes: Scott> Scott> On Fri, Jan 31, 2003 at 01:15:13AM -0800, Tom Lord wrote: >> XML is a conspiracy. It should be purged from the earth. It's a >> scam. It's a sham. It's ugly. It's needlessly complicated. It has >> abstractions in all the wrong places. It's a family of standards sans >> experience and implementation. It's sole success is as a cheesy way >> to give java, C++, python and perl programmers a crude approximation >> of s-exprs. It's a stupid design. It's a 20-ton collection of >> "standards" where 20 pounds is called for. It's a *parody*, friends. >> They thought you'd *get it* by now. XML is a *joke*, folks -- one >> that got a little out of hand. It's straight-faced *satire* of >> everything that's wrong when capitalists dominate engineering. It's a >> con job. It's proof of an industry driven by buzzwords and naive >> idiots who think programming is trivial. It's the emperor's new >> clothes. Scott> Scott> Note to self: Self, be _very_ careful what kind of jokes you play with Scott> earth in the state its in; they could be taken seriously and contaminate Scott> a whole industry. Note to self: Self, Tom has some very strange ideas sometimes. I'm sure that we would all be absolutely fascinated by the use of s-exprs as a text markup language, which would be undoubtedly easier for humans to read. DocBook XML came originally from DocBook SGML, which in turn traces its lineage from earlier versions of text markup languages.(Continue reading)
Thanks for the focus shove. You'll be happy to know I'm writing
this reply waiting for a compiles and the like. The tutorial is
nearly finished (well, enough for 1.0pre17) -- I'm on track for a lazy
sunday of release engineering and a busy early-next-week handling any
bug reports for stupid things I missed after N+1 months of absense
from making releases.
Mostly, I ranted about XML as a sort of esoteric joke -- people who
know me know my more considered opinions about XML; readers of this
list know me for expressing myself with somewhat extreme statements
from time to time.... it seemed a harmless enough reinforcement of
certain caricatured images of me.
Note to self: Self, Tom has some very strange ideas
sometimes.
When I surround text with `<rant>...</rant>' that's a hint that I'm
exaggerating and, when the rant is about XML, being a bit ironic.
Nevertheless, unless you invoke Occam's razor (simple stupidity
explains a lot), I think you'd have a hard time proving, based on
external evidence, that XML isn't a joke of the sort I described.
In fact I _don't_ much like XML, but as a tool for marking up textual
documents -- well, that's at least a _far_ more reasonable use than
many that it's put to. At least it stays close to it's roots in such
applications.
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