Parrot 0.8.1 "Tio Richie" Released!

   On behalf of the Parrot team, I'm proud to announce Parrot 0.8.1 "Tio
   Richie." [1]  Parrot is a virtual machine aimed at running all dynamic
   languages.

     Rat Creature #1: Comrade! We are about to feast! Quick, get your fat
     carcass behind this bush and get ready!

     Rat Creature #1: Hello, small mammal.... Could you step in here for
     a moment? I've got something to show you....

     Fone Bone: Can't you show me out here, where I've got runnin' space?

     Rat Creature #1: No! No! Please! Step in here -- your friend the
     dragon isn't around, is he?

     Fone Bone: Hey, Ted! Where you goin'?

     Ted: You're on yer own, Bone! (exit stage left)

     Rat Creature #1: Quick, comrade! Start the cooking fire!

     Rat Creature #2: No. You called me fat.

     Fone Bone: Ted! Wait for me!

     Rat Creature #1: (pulls Bone into the bush) Well, well... Look who's
     joined us for supper... Go start the cooking fire!!

     Rat Creature #2: No. You called me fat.