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Galois Homework | 1 Apr 2003 15:30
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Haskell Curry | 1 Apr 2003 16:58
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URGENT

URGENT ASSISTANCE

WE ARE MEMBERS OF A SPECIAL COMMITTEE FOR THE DESIGN
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SINCE THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE NEW SECRET PROGRAMMING
LANGUAGE ARE BASED
ON WORK THAT HAS BEEN DONE BY THE FUNCTIONAL
PROGRAMMING COMMUNITY IN
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Colin Paul Adams | 1 Apr 2003 17:12
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Re: URGENT

<tee hee>
This doesn't count in England, though, since it is after 12:00.
--

-- 
Colin Paul Adams
Preston Lancashire
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Sven Moritz Hallberg | 1 Apr 2003 17:32
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Re: URGENT

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Still giggling,
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David Sankel | 2 Apr 2003 17:49
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Haskell Networking Example

Hello All,
  Here is an example of using haskell networking
operations for those interested.  The implementation
is a simple echo server.

echoclient.hs:

module Main( main ) where

import Network
import IO
import Control.Concurrent

main :: IO ()
main =  withSocketsDo $ --For windows compatibility
  do
    handle <- connectTo "localhost" (PortNumber 2048)
    input <- getContents
    sequence_ $ map ( \a -> do 
      hPutStr handle $ a ++ "\n"
      hFlush handle ) $ lines input
    hClose handle

echoserver.hs:

module Main( main ) where

import Network
import IO
import Control.Concurrent
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Uwe Schmidt | 3 Apr 2003 16:48
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ANNOUNCE: Haskell XML Toolbox Version 2.01

Haskell XML Toolbox 2.01

I would like to announce a new version of  the Haskell XML Toolbox for
processing XML including a validating parser and a new XPath module.

new features:

 * namespace support
 * xpath support
 * new example program for a XML-grep like program for selecting
    parts of a document by a XPath expression

More information and download:

  http://www.fh-wedel.de/~si/HXmlToolbox/index.html

Please email comments, bugs, etc. to hxmltoolbox <at> fh-wedel.de

Uwe Schmidt <uwe <at> fh-wedel.de>
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shae | 3 Apr 2003 19:33

ANNOUNCE: lambdabot 1.0 - IRC 'bot in Haskell


Announcing the release of lambdabot 1.0
------------------------------------

lambdabot is an IRC 'bot and plugin framework written in Haskell 
by Andrew Bromage, and a collection of plugins by Shae Erisson, Taylor
Campbell, and Derek Elkins.

http://sourceforge.net/projects/haskell-libs/

What's new in this release:

   - fortune plugin
   - factoid plugin
   - lambda calculator plugin
   - karma plugin
   - topic plugin
   - system plugin
   - hello and state demo plugins

Requirements:

   - ghc 5.04
   - HToolkit's postgresql bindings for the factoid plugin
   - fortune files for the fortune plugin

--

-- 
Shae Matijs Erisson - 2 days older than RFC0226
#haskell on irc.freenode.net - We Put the Funk in Funktion
10 PRINT "HELLO" 20 GOTO 10 ; putStr $ fix ("HELLO\n"++)
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Jean-Marie JACQUET | 2 Apr 2003 17:49
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Foclasa: 1st Call for Papers

======================================================================

                      2nd International Workshop on
                  Foundations of Coordination Languages and
                          Software Architectures
                              (Foclasa 2002)

                   September 2, 2003, Marseille, France
           Workshop affiliated to CONCUR'2003, 02 - 06 September 2003.

              http://www.info.fundp.ac.be/~jmj/Foclasa03.html 

======================================================================

SCOPE AND TOPICS

    Modern  information  systems  rely  more  and  more  on  combining
    concurrent, distributed, mobile and heterogenous components.  This
    move from  old systems, typically conceived  in isolation, induces
    the  need  for  new   languages  and  software  architectures.  In
    particular, coordination  languages have been  proposed to cleanly
    separate  computational aspects  and communication.  On  the other
    hand,  software  architects face  the  problem  of specifying  and
    reasoning  on non-functional requirements.   All these  issues are
    widely perceived as  fundamental to improve software productivity,
    enhance maintainability, advocate modularity, promote reusability,
    and  lead   to  systems  more  tractable  and   more  amenable  to
    verification and global analysis.         

    The aim of  the workshop is to bring  together researchers working
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frb | 3 Apr 2003 13:54
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FMCO 2003: Call for Participation

(We apologize for the reception of multiple copies)

ANNOUNCEMENT OF
The Second International Symposium on 
Formal Methods for Components and Objects (FMCO 2003)

DATES 4 - 7 November, 2003
PLACE Lorentz Center, Leiden University, Leiden, The Netherlands
URL http://fmco.liacs.nl/fmco03.html

OBJECTIVE
The objective of this symposium is to bring together researchers
and practioners in the areas of software engineering and formal methods
to discuss the concepts of reusability and modifiability in
component-based and object-oriented software systems.

FORMAT
The symposium is a four days event in the style of the former 
REX workshops,organized to provide an atmosphere that fosters 
collaborative work, discussions and interaction.
The program consists of keynote and technical presentations,
and contains an exquisite social event.
Speakers' contributions will be published after the symposium in
Lecture Notes in Computer Science by Springer-Verlag.

KEYNOTE SPEAKERS
Desmond D'Souza (Kinetium, Austin, USA)
E. Allen Emerson (University of Texas at Austin, USA)
Andrew D. Gordon (Microsoft Research, UK)
Yuri Gurevich (Microsoft Research, USA)
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